How the Grinch Stole SEX DOT COM

Every kid in Silicon Valley made a buck on his own,
Except for the Grinch, an ex-con named Steve Cohen.

" I shall forge a letter, mail it straight outta' prison"
" I'll steal SEX DOT COM from that punk, Gary Kremen."

Though Net-Worth Solutions never heard of the guy,
They handed it over without blinking an eye.

When Gary found out, he commenced prosecution.
The Grinch was found guilty, as was Net-Worth Solutions.

With the Grinch on the lam, Gary's doing quite well,
Since he's been reunited with his prized URL.

From South of the Border, while hiding in fear,
The Grinch wishes "Happy Holidays and a Prosperous NEW YEAR!"

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